{"product_id":"zero-sense-of-direction-compass-ornament-holiday-gift","title":"Zero Sense of Direction - Compass Ornament, Holiday Gift","description":"The Zero Sense of Direction Glass Ornament is for the friend who gets lost emotionally, physically, and spiritually. Featuring a sleek metallic compass design with pink lettering and gold accents, this hand-blown ornament feels chic, funny, and painfully accurate.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n\n* Funny everyday humor customers instantly connect with.\n* Gold metallic details make it feel elevated and giftable.\n* Perfect for travelers, hot messes, and chronically late friends.\n* Adds modern personality to holiday décor.\n\nBest for:\n\n* Gift shops, travel boutiques, and novelty décor stores.\n* Shoppers who love sarcastic ornaments with style.\n* Retailers curating metallic or modern holiday collections.\n\nProduct details:\n\nGlass Blown Ornament\nShape: Compass\nSaying: “Zero Sense of Direction”\nMade in China\n\nMerchandising tips:\n\nStyle with Lucky Fucker and Girl Math for a modern ornament assortment full of personality. Looks especially strong merchandised with metallic gold holiday décor.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52800219119927,"sku":"ORNMT019","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0095\/3375\/1351\/files\/59712f3524cd3c704296181821494b76cfd750d0a3983198ee85e6b0099cf37e.png?v=1786121058","url":"https:\/\/turquoisebythewater.com\/products\/zero-sense-of-direction-compass-ornament-holiday-gift","provider":"Turquoise By The Water","version":"1.0","type":"link"}